What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
11.06.2025 00:44
Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.
Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?
Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)
Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?
Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!
Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)
Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?
Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.
Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!